Pay Attention During Communion, or, How to Look Like a Retard at Church

So, we have this young, hip assistant priest at my church. He got a new, shorter haircut recently, and during communion I noticed that he has elf ears. My mind began to drift, wondering if he really was an elf, living in anonymity amongst us human folk. Perhaps he'd been exiled from Underhill, or he was in hiding. At this point I realized:

1. I read way too much fantasy fiction, and
2. He had offered me the wine twice while I was daydreaming.

Ouch!